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The blonde joke to end all blonde jokes

A blonde called her boyfriend and said, "Please come over here and help me.

I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it

started."

Her boyfriend asked, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The

blonde said, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."

Her boyfriend decided to go over and help with the puzzle. She let him in

and showed him where she had the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studied the pieces for a moment, then looked at the box, then turned to

her and said, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be

able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger"

He took her hand and said, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a

nicecup of hot chocolate and then...........", he sighed, "Let's put all

these frosted flakes back in the box."

> > >>-----Some are old, some are new, enjoy . .
> > > >>
> > > >>Did you ever wonder?
> > > >>
> > > >>1. Who was the first person to look at a cow
> and
> > > say, "I think I'll
> > > squeeze
> > > >>these dangly things here, and drink whatever
> comes
> > > out?"
> > > >>
> > > >>2. Who was the first person to say, "See that
> > > chicken there ... I'm
> > > gonna
> > > >>eat the next thing that comes outta it's
> butt."
> > > >>
> > > >>3. Why do toasters always have a setting that
> burns
> > > the toast to a
> > > horrible
> > > >>crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
> > > >>
> > > >>4. Why is there a light in the fridge and not
> in the
> > > freezer?
> > > >>
> > > >>5. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why
> is
> > > there a song about
> > > him?
> > > >>
> > > >>6. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the
> > > carpool lane?
> > > >>
> > > >>7. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can
> make a
> > > radio out of
> > > coconut,
> > > >>why can't he fix a hole in a boat? IF
> > > >>
> > > >>8. Why do people point to their wrist when
> asking
> > > for the time, but
> > > don't
> > > >>point to their crotch when they ask where the
> > > bathroom is?
> > > >>
> > > >>9. Why does your OB-GYN leave ! the room when
> you
> > > get undressed if
> > > they
> > > are
> > > >>going to look up there anyway?
> > > >>
> > > >>10. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto
> remains
> > > on all fours?
> > > They're
> > > >>both dogs!
> > > >>
> > > >>11. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy
> all
> > > that Acme crap, why
> > > >>didn't he just buy dinner?
> > > >>
> > > >>12. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
> > > >>
> > > >>13. If corn oil is made from corn, and
> vegetable oil
> > > is made from
> > > >>vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
> > > >>
> > > >>14. If electricity comes from electrons, does
> > > morality come from
> > > morons?
> > > >>
> > > >>15. Is Disney World the only people trap
> operated by
> > > a mouse?
> > > >>
> > > >>16. Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle,
> Twinkle
> > > Little Star have
> > > the
> > > same
> > > >>tune?
> > > >>
> > > >>17. Stop singing and read on..........
> > > >>
> > > >>18. Do illiterate people get the full effect
> of
> > > Alphabet Soup?
> > > >>
> > > >>19. Why do they call it an asteroid when it's
> > > outside the hemisphere,
> > > but
> > > >>call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
> > > >>
> > > >>20. Did you ever notice that when you blow in
> a
> > > dog's face, he gets
> > > mad at
> > > >>you, but when you take him on a car ride, ! he
> > > sticks his head out
> > > the
> > > >>window?
> > > >>
> > > >>21. Does pushing the elevator button more than
> once
> > > make it arrive
> > > faster?
> > > >>
> > > >>22. Do you ever wonder why you came to my site in the first place????